Well, the much-anticipated match report. I have exactly 1 page of notes on this match, with spaces? WT heck? An absolute pillow fight that ended up like a stain on the mattress.
Match Summary
Nothing Significant, in fact, yeah nothing. 0-2 by pounding.
Man of the Match
That big boy from JEF that abused our back line, Kleber, 2 goals from a whimper back there on defense.
Review of the Keys to FC Ryukyu Victory
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The Nothing to see here Match day 25 takeaways
Fudge it.
How about an F!@#$$% Result boys?